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Intro

This is the page of these fools who lives in thor's basement. Once in awhile the basement get flooded, and the mods shows themselves to the world. Strange enough, the mods enjoyed breads and use them as currencies. That being said, DO NOT GIVE BREADS TO MODS is a theme that chat across different platforms failed to do and process to give breads to mods anyway.

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Khronos

Khronos, or KhronosVII, is an eldritch force currently kept in check with the power of Tickets. Very little is known for certain about this being, except that he moderates existence itself.

As observed by the Elder Scribes, Khronos has adopted the appearance of a giant red duck. Adding to the visual considerations, some Scribes have remarked a predisposition for anger, theorising that Khronos may be a part of the assumedly extinct Iratus Rubra Anatis species, although there has been no further research progress to confirm or contradict this theory (mainly due to the near-immediate and suspicious demise of all researchers assigned to this endeavour).

It has been reported that Khronos is one of the few Mod-Gods to receive nourishment from the Absolute Being Thor in the form of stale bread. Theorists hypothesise that this occasional nourishment is a potential source for the predisposition for anger, as well as the reason for Khronos’ proclivity to consume the souls of the banished or the partial liver of goblins that show an adversity to performing their mining duties with due diligence.

Scribes note that during interactions between the Absolute Being Thor and the Mod-God Khronos, the former administers randomized rewards to the latter in the form of Ashes of Creation Applications. Although initially thought that Khronos took the entire burden of this reward upon himself, it has been recently discovered that Khronos possesses (or has developed) the Delegation skill, allowing him to off-load the reward to his subordinates.

It has been stated by the Absolute Being Thor that these rewards serve as a way to reign in the unknowable true power of Khronos. It is also theorised that Delegation allows Khronos to yield more power than previously displayed.

While unconfirmed by the Scribes or goblins, the Absolute Being Thor has claimed that Khronos possess a foul odor (presumably from the consumption of goblin liver).

Magicallstar

Magicallstar, Grillmaster Supreme, is known for having ass and needing the truth. As a keen Taco Bell worker, he often uses his power of cake to obtain justice for the wronged and the silenced