King MiDDOS

This is a title the Gobliqn King was given by Gobliqnkind during The Big Population Explosion for publicly displaying his shorts and then bringing any website to a collapse, just by talking about it. This happened because at the mention of any cool website – be it his own, this Wiki or big systems like Pally.gg – a significant portion of gobliqns would immediately view the service, essentially performing a DDOS (distributed denial of service) attack. This happened multiple times, until the Gobliqn King adjusted to speaking to the explosively increased population.