Goblin
The gobliqn knows what it is at all times. It knows this because it knows what it isn't. By subtracting what it is from what it isn't, or what it isn't from what it is (whichever is more infuriating), it obtains a difference, or annoyance. The gobliqn uses annoyance to generate disruptive remarks to drive the gobliqn from a state of less gobliqn to one of more gobliqn, and a greater gobliqn that it wasn't, it now is.
Chat was, is, and always shall be - Gobliqns.
The natural habitats of gobliqns can be found here and here.
Previously, gobliqns were accidentally also called "Goblins".
Collective noun
The collective noun for a collection of gobliqns was previously though to be a "malignity", a "malignity of gobliqns". [1][2] however, on 18 October 2023 Our supreme leader Thor confirmed the correct collective noun to be "chat", as in "a chat of gobliqns"[3].[4]
- ↑ https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/general-discussion/112378-of-gaggles-and-goblins
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1cutds/til_that_the_collective_noun_for_goblins_is/
- ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/MildBigMeerkatPlanking-dTvENhhmupN84L-y
- ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/CreativePleasantOxShadyLulu-_AJqdI7DdlR4Bkfa