Khronos

Khronos, or KhronosVII, is an eldritch force currently kept in check with the power of Tickets. Very little is known for certain about this being, except that he moderates existence itself.

Khronos, Consumer of Souls


Thor often passes grenades to Khronos, who rapidly solves the issue. Occasionally Khronos sends grenades back.

Known Titles

  • Minister of Truth
  • On-staff Meme-ologist
  • Lead Moderator
  • The Patron Saint of Bitches
  • Professional Thor Wrangler
  • Keeper of Time, Guardian of the Calendar

Known Achievements

  • Proposed the renaming of "Thorposting" to "Thorchan"
  • Won Eve