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Zultralord is the Chief Trolling Officer (CTO) (not an actual position or title he holds) of the community.

Titles

Most unclean
Energy Vampire
Community Manager (not an actual community manager)
Lead Moderator (not an actual moderator)
King Goblin

Background

Zultralord was born as an elite gamer at an early age. He previously worked at Gizzard Entertainment in the cafeteria as a Lead Substance Engineer. He also worked at the Zultarian Department of Energy as a volunteer scientist. Not much is known about them, but more will be listed here as it's discovered.

In the Pirate Software Community

Zultralord has been around for years, coming up with different ways to troll and have fun with people in the community. The number one rule is to never believe anything he says. You might frequently hear people say in the voice chat "don't fall for it" as a way of letting others know he is an actual energy vampire that is trying to absorb the internet energy of others by making fake and eccentric claims designed to elicit a response. He falls asleep in the discord voice channels like a chad. Beans is Zultralord's favorite ferret and is the leader of "Team Beans".

Memeology

Listed here are some of the longer running memes made by Zultralord or others. This is a work in progress as the historians attempt to unravel and interpret the scrolls.

"The Community Manager" (early meme) - creates a chat uprising to mess with Thor about Zultralord being elected as community manager when he should never hold an official title of any kind.
"Lead Moderator" - Thor made Zultralord a mod for 1 second as a joke, but now Zultralord often refers to his previous time as a mod for the community as a joke.
Making a Gaming PC/Rig - Zultralord is constantly in the process of making a gaming rig and has said this for years. This frustrates everyone as he spends his money buying MacBook Pros instead of an actual gaming rig.
Zultralard - There is currently an account named Zultralard that shows up in chat and taunts Zultralord. It is thought that this account is made to mock him for his horrible eating habits. It is believed to be run by Thor but is not proven.
Zultralord Bit Badge - Zultralord's face was made to be the 400,000 bit badge as an inside joke.

Wholesome Moments

Even though Zultralord is a giant troll of the community seeking to rob people of energy, he does actually support and care about everyone. It is said that you can throw hearts at him in chat as a natural type of garlic for this energy vampire.

Zultralord is Awesome (cursed)
Zultralord's review of HeartBound
YouTube 500K Sub Trophy from Community
Will give out serious compliments and advice in VC on occasion

Twitch Clips

Professional Gamer

Eve Online

Zultralord was a member of the Triglavian alliance ran by Thor and has the best zkillboard of any player. His accomplishments include falling asleep at the gate and charging into battles with the giant freighter called the battle bow head. He spent an incredible amount of money on the game to buy ships that he could neither fly nor understand (so he frequently blew them up and would just but more). He would show off and brag about his ships that he paid real money for to other people that actually earned their ships as a way of trolling them (Zultralord knew they knew he just bought them). The more this drove people insane, the more he bought. He would join the coms channel during serious moments and question Thor as to why he wasn't invited to the latest high level guild management meetings.

New World

Zultralord would run around the whole time trying to go into battles and parts of the realm that he neither had knowledge of nor experience to be in.

Ni no Kuni: Cross Worlds

Zultralord spent tons of money on this game but would hardly read anything. This caused him have a disproportionate amount of exp for his skill level. He would then ask for help but never actually improved, since he didn't actually heed anyone's advice, and it "trolled" Thor and everyone else. In reality, Thor refused to help him, knowing that Zultralord is just a troll.

Block Game

Zultralord spends his time in block game running around building 1 plot holes in the ground at a time in an attempt to hide from penguin as he tries to find and conquer his town.

Ashes Of Creation

The next adventure awaits if he ever gets a gaming pc.

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+[[File:Zultralord.png|thumb|A wild Zultralord appeared]]
 Zultralord is the Chief Trolling Officer (CTO) ''(not an actual position or title he holds)'' of the community.
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 * Community Manager (not an actual community manager)
 * Lead Moderator (not an actual moderator)
+* King Goblin
 == Background ==
-Zultralord was born as an elite gamer at an early age. He previously worked at Gizzard Entertainment in the cafeteria as a Lead Substance Engineer. He also worked at the Zultarian Department of Energy as a volunteer scientist. Not much is known about them but more will be listed here as it's discovered.
+Zultralord was born as an elite gamer at an early age. He previously worked at Gizzard Entertainment in the cafeteria as a Lead Substance Engineer. He also worked at the Zultarian Department of Energy as a volunteer scientist. Not much is known about them, but more will be listed here as it's discovered.
 == In the Pirate Software Community ==
-Zultralord has been around for years coming up with different ways to troll and have fun with people in the community. The number one rule is to never believe anything he says. You might frequently hear people say in the voice chat say "don't fall for it" as a way of letting others know he is an actual energy vampire that is trying to absorb the internet energy of others by making fake and eccentric claims designed to elicit a response.
+Zultralord has been around for years, coming up with different ways to troll and have fun with people in the community. The number one rule is to never believe anything he says. You might frequently hear people say in the voice chat "don't fall for it" as a way of letting others know he is an actual energy vampire that is trying to absorb the internet energy of others by making fake and eccentric claims designed to elicit a response. He falls asleep in the discord voice channels like a chad. [[Ferrets/Beans|Beans]] is Zultralord's favorite ferret and is the leader of "Team Beans".
+[[File:SleepyZultra.png|thumb|Another satisfied community member.]]
 === Memeology ===
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 * "The Community Manager" (early meme) - creates a chat uprising to mess with Thor about Zultralord being elected as community manager when he should never hold an official title of any kind.
-* "Lead Moderator" - Thor made Zultralord a mod for 1 second as a joke but now Zultralord often refers to his previous time as a mod for the community as a joke.
+* "Lead Moderator" - Thor made Zultralord a mod for 1 second as a joke, but now Zultralord often refers to his previous time as a mod for the community as a joke.
-* Making a Game PC/Rig - Zultralord is constantly in the process of making a gaming rig and has said this for years. This frustrates everyone as he spends his money buying laptops instead of an actual gaming rig.
+* Making a Gaming PC/Rig - Zultralord is constantly in the process of making a gaming rig and has said this for years. This frustrates everyone as he spends his money buying MacBook Pros instead of an actual gaming rig.
-* Zultralard - There is currently an account named zultralard that shows up in chat and taunts zultralord. It is thought that this account is made to mock him for his horrible eating habits. It is believed to be run by Thor but is not proven.
+* Zultralard - There is currently an account named Zultralard that shows up in chat and taunts Zultralord. It is thought that this account is made to mock him for his horrible eating habits. It is believed to be run by Thor but is not proven.
 * Zultralord Bit Badge - Zultralord's face was made to be the 400,000 bit badge as an inside joke.
 === Wholesome Moments ===
-Even though Zultralord is a giant troll of the community seeking to rob people of energy he does actually support and care about everyone. It is said that you can throw hearts at him in chat as natural type
+Even though Zultralord is a giant troll of the community seeking to rob people of energy, he does actually support and care about everyone. It is said that you can throw hearts at him in chat as a natural type of garlic for this energy vampire.
 * [https://clips.twitch.tv/TawdryTriangularBunnyNomNom-4fOVBVmWIGCwv1GN Zultralord is Awesome] ''(cursed)''
 * [https://steamcommunity.com/id/Zultralord/recommended/ Zultralord's review of HeartBound]
-* Youtube 500K Sub Trophy from Community
+* [https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousSilkyWallabyMau5-r70L45Nw6NuK5nAc YouTube 500K Sub Trophy from Community]
 * Will give out serious compliments and advice in VC on occasion
 === Twitch Clips ===
+* [https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/DepressedIgnorantEggPermaSmug-XTPwnF46wUEwUgnr RIP Zultralord]
 * [https://clips.twitch.tv/SpicyPlainInternStinkyCheese-HhlweFLKVV4jXxe3 As Lead Mod Skip]
 * [https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/HungryConsiderateAsparagusShadyLulu-8LCUP3Bu-42a1AEW?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time Zultralord Pancakes]
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 ==== Eve Online ====
-Zultralord was a member of the Triglavian alliance ran by Thor and has the best zkillboard of any player. His accomplishments include falling asleep at the gate and charging into battles with the a giant freighter called the battle bow head. He spent an incredible amount of money on the game to buy ships that he could neither fly or understand (so he frequently blew up and would just but more). He would show off and brag about his ships that he paid real money for to other people that actually earned their ships as way of trolling them (zultralord knew they knew he just bought them). The more this drove people insane the more he bought. He would join the coms channel during serious moments and question Thor as to why he wasn't invited to the latest high level guild management meetings.
+Zultralord was a member of the Triglavian alliance ran by Thor and has the best zkillboard of any player. His accomplishments include falling asleep at the gate and charging into battles with the giant freighter called the battle bow head. He spent an incredible amount of money on the game to buy ships that he could neither fly nor understand (so he frequently blew them up and would just but more). He would show off and brag about his ships that he paid real money for to other people that actually earned their ships as a way of trolling them (Zultralord knew they knew he just bought them). The more this drove people insane, the more he bought. He would join the coms channel during serious moments and question Thor as to why he wasn't invited to the latest high level guild management meetings.
 ==== New World ====
-Zultralord would run around the whole time trying to go into battles and parts of the realm that he neither had knowledge of or experience to be in.
+Zultralord would run around the whole time trying to go into battles and parts of the realm that he neither had knowledge of nor experience to be in.
-==== Ni Na Kuna ====
+==== Ni no Kuni: Cross Worlds ====
-Zultralord spent tons of money on this game but would hardly read anything. This caused him have a disproportionate amount of exp for his skill level. He would then ask for help but never actually improve and it trolled Thor and everyone else.
+Zultralord spent tons of money on this game but would hardly read anything. This caused him have a disproportionate amount of exp for his skill level. He would then ask for help but never actually improved, since he didn't actually heed anyone's advice, and it "trolled" Thor and everyone else.  In reality, Thor refused to help him, knowing that Zultralord is just a troll.
 ==== Block Game ====
 Zultralord spends his time in block game running around building 1 plot holes in the ground at a time in an attempt to hide from penguin as he tries to find and conquer his town.
-==== AOC ====
+==== Ashes Of Creation ====
 The next adventure awaits if he ever gets a gaming pc.