Zultralord
Zultralord is the Chief Trolling Officer (CTO) (not an actual position or title he holds) of the community.
Titles
- Most unclean
- Energy Vampire
- Community Manager (not an actual community manager)
- Lead Moderator (not an actual moderator)
- King Goblin
Background
Zultralord was born as an elite gamer at an early age. He previously worked at Gizzard Entertainment in the cafeteria as a Lead Substance Engineer. He also worked at the Zultarian Department of Energy as a volunteer scientist. Not much is known about them, but more will be listed here as it's discovered.
In the Pirate Software Community
Zultralord has been around for years, coming up with different ways to troll and have fun with people in the community. The number one rule is to never believe anything he says. You might frequently hear people say in the voice chat "don't fall for it" as a way of letting others know he is an actual energy vampire that is trying to absorb the internet energy of others by making fake and eccentric claims designed to elicit a response. He falls asleep in the discord voice channels like a chad. Beans is Zultralord's favorite ferret and is the leader of "Team Beans".
Memeology
Listed here are some of the longer running memes made by Zultralord or others. This is a work in progress as the historians attempt to unravel and interpret the scrolls.
- "The Community Manager" (early meme) - creates a chat uprising to mess with Thor about Zultralord being elected as community manager when he should never hold an official title of any kind.
- "Lead Moderator" - Thor made Zultralord a mod for 1 second as a joke, but now Zultralord often refers to his previous time as a mod for the community as a joke.
- Making a Gaming PC/Rig - Zultralord is constantly in the process of making a gaming rig and has said this for years. This frustrates everyone as he spends his money buying MacBook Pros instead of an actual gaming rig.
- Zultralard - There is currently an account named Zultralard that shows up in chat and taunts Zultralord. It is thought that this account is made to mock him for his horrible eating habits. It is believed to be run by Thor but is not proven.
- Zultralord Bit Badge - Zultralord's face was made to be the 400,000 bit badge as an inside joke.
Wholesome Moments
Even though Zultralord is a giant troll of the community seeking to rob people of energy, he does actually support and care about everyone. It is said that you can throw hearts at him in chat as a natural type of garlic for this energy vampire.
- Zultralord is Awesome (cursed)
- Zultralord's review of HeartBound
- YouTube 500K Sub Trophy from Community
- Will give out serious compliments and advice in VC on occasion
Twitch Clips
- RIP Zultralord
- As Lead Mod Skip
- Zultralord Pancakes
- Zultralord get Zultralorded
- Mod of the mods Birthday
- Zultralord Flys Away
- Diablo 2 Zultralord
Professional Gamer
Eve Online
Zultralord was a member of the Triglavian alliance ran by Thor and has the best zkillboard of any player. His accomplishments include falling asleep at the gate and charging into battles with the giant freighter called the battle bow head. He spent an incredible amount of money on the game to buy ships that he could neither fly nor understand (so he frequently blew them up and would just but more). He would show off and brag about his ships that he paid real money for to other people that actually earned their ships as a way of trolling them (Zultralord knew they knew he just bought them). The more this drove people insane, the more he bought. He would join the coms channel during serious moments and question Thor as to why he wasn't invited to the latest high level guild management meetings.
New World
Zultralord would run around the whole time trying to go into battles and parts of the realm that he neither had knowledge of nor experience to be in.
Ni no Kuni: Cross Worlds
Zultralord spent tons of money on this game but would hardly read anything. This caused him have a disproportionate amount of exp for his skill level. He would then ask for help but never actually improved, since he didn't actually heed anyone's advice, and it "trolled" Thor and everyone else. In reality, Thor refused to help him, knowing that Zultralord is just a troll.
Block Game
Zultralord spends his time in block game running around building 1 plot holes in the ground at a time in an attempt to hide from penguin as he tries to find and conquer his town.
Ashes Of Creation
The next adventure awaits if he ever gets a gaming pc.