Ferrets/Beans

Beans

Unrepentant Ear Criminal, purchased from pet store because he was all alone.

Lore

Beans was purchased in a pet store. He was hanging out there by himself without friends so Thor and Shaye decided to aqcuire him and make sure he got all the friends he could need. Beans' birthday is December 19th, 2021. He also has a sweet tooth and craves Shaye's ice cream. Beans is also the favorite ferret of Zultralord since day 1.

Ear crimes

Being one of the biggest goblins of the bunch, Beans took it upon himself to start nibbling on ears during the night time. Thor's stream was interrupted on multiple occasions because Beans had to be put in jail. After a while it was decided Beans could bunk with fellow criminal Kahlua though in the end even this partnership had to be broken up and both got their own jail cell.

Medical information

Beans ingested a piece of blanket that gathered hair and fat around it and got stuck, requiring emergency surgery to remove on March 22, 2024. Thor dubbed it a Beans Pearl

Beans gets an adrenal shot 2024/01/03 *

Clip highlights

No thoughts for Beans - Link

Beans the mage - Link

Pickle denies Beans escape - Link

Beans attacks the new Thor mic - Link

Shaye gives Beans uppies Link

Picture gallery

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  Beans and Onion drawing by Shaye

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  Beans and Onion snake mode drawing by Shaye

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  Beans the dumbass

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  Beware of Beans

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  Plotting and scheming

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  Beans is liquid

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  Baby Beans

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  Beans after a bath

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  Beans Jail

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  Beans laying on Onion

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  Beans Wizard Hat

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  Beans attack the snek

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  Beans attack the snek

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  Beans is chill

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  Chonky boi

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  Beans cleans

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  Beans dreams

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  Beans being a fatass

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  Beans getting kissies

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  Mlem

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  Mlem

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  Photogenic Beans

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  Long beans!