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(Created page with "Scrum is a religious ritual that is commonly practiced at corporations of all kinds and sizes. It consists of wasting an hour or more of your team's time during a workday on a godawful voice call where you have to listen to people chanting horrifying spells consisting of long numbers while the manager rolls around a Jira board at the speed of sound on a screenshare. The scrum religion recruits new followers by claiming that it allows people to "catch up" with what their...") |
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At [[Thor]]'s company, [[Pirate Software]], the scrum ritual is performed by a being known as the "Scrum Witch". Any of the [[Goblins]] may summon her by throwing at least 100 bits in chat and submitting the spell for the ritual starting with "Madame: ", which can be followed by any text. The Scrum Witch will then scrum the message directly into Thor's scrummy brain. | At [[Thor]]'s company, [[Pirate Software]], the scrum ritual is performed by a being known as the "Scrum Witch". Any of the [[Goblins]] may summon her by throwing at least 100 bits in chat and submitting the spell for the ritual starting with "Madame: ", which can be followed by any text. The Scrum Witch will then scrum the message directly into Thor's scrummy brain. | ||
The following magic words are known to make Thor extra scrummy: | |||
* agile | |||
* sprint | |||
* walk and talk | |||
* circle back | |||